A list of things that do not offend people
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•why are all the dots black you fucking racist
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i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits
Les Mis: *smudges dirt all over Hugh Jackman*
Les Mis: *puts crazy hairstyle for helena*
Les Mis: wins best makeup awards
The Hobbit: *actors spend 8 hours every morning putting makeup*
The Hobbit: *Months of making every character distinct and recognizable as a silhouette and inventing special beards and special braids*
The Hobbit: *Four different races and orcs*
The Hobbit: *Hobbit feet and dwarf fat*
The Hobbit: *fake noses and skin and eyebrows and facial hair*
The Hobbit: doesn't win.
When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she’s a bitch.
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| — | Bette Davis (via fuckyesoldhollywood) |
